October 15, 2010

we’ve been tricked


at our building bazaar a magician is trying to sell his magic gadgets by showcasing his tricks. we are astonished on what we saw, so i including two of my friends bought the magic set. the set includes 5 magic tricks; flying card/coin, money trick, handkerchief trick and a magic card.

on the course of our tutorial we started to realized what we just did is the most stupid act of the day. a more stupid feeling start to came out when you find out what amazed you earlier is a bunch of hoax.  

“it will not be called a trick for nothing”

but since we already bought this stupid stuff, i have no choice but to enjoy this by bragging it at home.

first target: my wife…and the first magic would be the “money trick”. my execution sucks but still i able to amazed her.

second target: my sister…second magic is the “money trick” again. at the middle of my act i forgot what i suppose to do, so i discontinue, both of us laugh and i am dumb.

third target: my younger brother…magic is “money trick” again-again. bad-bad execution making my brother see how does the so be magic is done. fail.

fourth target: my mom…magic is “money trick” again-again-again. at least this time the execution is better so i impressed her.

i want to make a magical impression so i pull out my last act…”the flying coin/card trick”. but as i prepare the gadget i noticed that it is already broke.

sorry me. no magician impression  for today.

first day in the morning tomorrow…magic set will be return.

October 08, 2010

why me?


why do you abandon me? answer  me.
why did you leave me in a shoe box?
why am i in detox?

why did you hide to me? lie to me?
why did you do those things to despite me?
why me?

why am i feeling kind a strange?
why do i have to change?
why do i feel  like i wanna wild and go chase?

why do they say i’m the rage?
why do they? why do they?
why do they do what they always say?
why do they? why do they?

why is it bothering  you? why you into blues?
why choose another team while the lakers cant loose?
why will you allow it to? why would they acknowledge you?
tell me.

why am i asking you? i don’t know.
why?
cause would you? would you answer me?

why the earth is round instead of flat?
why is the fasten spits call a spat?
why do we have spas? Why is there envy?
why did it die my little tamagotchi?

well that’s how it is
if you got no songs to play, got no words to say...

October 06, 2010

6 signs you need a new "JOB" w/ explanatory clauses


Sign #1 - you want to make more money.

: indeed...

Sign #2 - you are bored with your job.

: no i am not, i'm busy playing harvest moon on my friend's psp. also we do jogging every now and then. 

Sign #3 - you are getting passed over for promotion.

: hindi naman...the company is only jump starting, that's why!(for two years)

Sign #4 - you are afraid of getting laid off.


: ummmmm..... 

Sign #5 - you search job postings while at work.
 

: no comment. 


Sign #6 - you dread waking up in the morning. 

: many of us right now  are guilty of this. 

the compete list also provides solutions to overcome this signs...


...but who cares about overcoming this, an employee already posses this syndromes cannot easily be healed rather it can contaminate other employee exposed to them. for me the next option is to quit your job and find a new one who can answer your demands, by this you will not only help yourself but also the welfare of the company your previously into.
 
list source yahoo-education(10-6-10)
http://education.yahoo.net/articles/signs_you_need_a_new_job.htm?wid=1